What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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