is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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