She said her name was "party"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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