Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
and she was petting her beer can
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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