So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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