in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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