Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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