Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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