Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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