i permit you to call me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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