Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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