Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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