wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize
