it wasn't lemon gatorade
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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