whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
