What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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