Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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