drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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