found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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