So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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