Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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