Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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