Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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