walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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