brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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