i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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