He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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