I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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