3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
is that a dick in a sweater?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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