Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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