that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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