He is an equal opportunity slut.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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