is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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