i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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