Can i not drive my cunt home
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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