honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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