doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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