we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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