i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
