Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I wish you could order shots online.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Randomize
