giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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