Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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