I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
if only i could text you this smell
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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