everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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