in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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