does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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