There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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