He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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