Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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