so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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