How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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