sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
