you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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