cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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